Chat Post Fri, Sep. 19, 2014 1 note
  • Professor: I'm sure you all have been working on your papers.
  • Class: *Laughs nervously*



Text Post Thu, Sep. 18, 2014 38 notes

The last time I felt this tense while waiting for voting results was Eurovision.






Photo Post Thu, Sep. 18, 2014 2 notes

I’m sick of fortune cookies trying to give me life advice. If I wanted that, I could just go on Pinterest. Take a risk. Tell me I’m going to win a million dollars, or meet John Lennon, or get hot. I wouldn’t care if you’re lying…

I’m sick of fortune cookies trying to give me life advice. If I wanted that, I could just go on Pinterest. Take a risk. Tell me I’m going to win a million dollars, or meet John Lennon, or get hot. I wouldn’t care if you’re lying…




Text Post Thu, Sep. 18, 2014 4 notes

If Scotland gets independence, then what would happen to Malcolm Tucker?






Text Post Thu, Sep. 18, 2014 5 notes

Dear Scotland,

Whichever way you vote, please don’t fuck up. Thx.






Text Post Wed, Sep. 17, 2014 12 notes

I have a job interview on Friday! :D :D :D







Text Post Tue, Sep. 16, 2014 2 notes

Not sure if my vision just went weird for a split second or if I saw a glitch in the Matrix…






Text Post Mon, Sep. 15, 2014 4 notes

Can we talk about the fact that the grandma from Halloweentown is Princess Leia’s mother in real life?






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