June 2012
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Mah Gowd...
Just an update…
Currently less that 48 hours until I am in London. I set out on my airplane journey tomorrow, traveling 3,749 miles to be with my love, my Owen, and I’ll be arriving Friday morning at 8:35 am GMT (3:35 am EST…), where we’ll finally get to hug and kiss and all that jazz. It’s just…
Wow.
Wow-ee-wow. This will be the first time we’ll get to...
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I wish I were able to read a Tralfamadorian novel.
vonnegutgroupie:
“Billy couldn’t read Tralfamadorian, of course, but he could at least see how the books were laid out—in brief clumps of symbols separated by stars. Billy commented that the clumps might be telegrams.
‘Exactly,’ said the voice.
‘They are telegrams?’
‘There are no telegrams on Tralfamadore. But you’re right: each clump of symbols is a brief, urgent message—describing a...
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“Roses are red
And ready for plucking
You’re sixteen
And ready for high...”
– Kurt Vonnegut
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WatchMARTHA STEWART CAN LICK SHARON OSBOURNE’S SCROTUM
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Why we should use the Oxford Comma
bowtiesinthedungeon:
A direct quote from The Times newspaper, talking about a Peter Ustinov documentary and saying that:
“highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector”.
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“If I were a Doctor Who companion, I’d probably get eaten by a large...”
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London Trip is Approaching, People!!!
So please be prepared for plenty of pics and posts about this glorious city!
A quick recap: I’ve been there once before, for Spring Beak 2011, along with Paris. The trip was 10 days, 5 of which was spent in London. Paris was lovely, of course, but London stole my heart. And 6 months later, my heart was stolen again by a wonderful British bloke (Can I use that word? Shur, whynawt?) from...
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The Doctor: Did you see the devices attached to their belts, the ones that resemble guns?
Charley: Yes, what are they?
The Doctor: Guns.
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Do you ever wonder if the rate at which we...
Just something our brains have created? If you think about plants and some animals, their movements can seem barely noticeable, but what if from their perspective, if they are aware of their surroundings, we were just whizzing about and they were the ones moving at the appropriate speed?
The passing of time is just a clever illusion. Sure, there is a difference between the past, the present, and...
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Reason why I don't watch much tv?
There aren’t enough British things on.
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“‘Fat’ is usually the first insult a girl throws at another girl when she wants...”
– JK Rowling (via akcepted)
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Deleted Scene From 'The Doctor's Wife'
AMY: Is it something people can eat? (to Doctor) Shouldn't you scan it with your screwdriver or something?
THE DOCTOR: Why would I scan food with my screwdriver?
AMY: See if it's safe?
The Doctor leans over, dips his finger into his bowl, tastes it.
THE DOCTOR: Some unusual trace elements, smidge too much background radiation, but, yeah, very yummy.
Amy is about to try some of his food... he stops her.
THE DOCTOR (cont'd): No. Don't put it in your mouth.
AMY: Not for humans?
THE DOCTOR: Not for you. Tastes like Marmite on socks.
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“Imagine a puddle waking up one morning and thinking, ‘This is an...”
– Douglas Adams
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