Today’s the day that I prove myself as a Bill Nye the Science Guy stalker. I’ll proudly include you all in my restraining order acceptance speech.
Its a good start to the day when Bill Nye makes you scones
I DON’T REALLY LIKE SCONES, BUT IF YOU BRING THEM NEXT WEEK, I WILL EAT THEM. I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUTTA THEM LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW. BECAUSE THOSE ARE FUCKING SCIENCE SCONES MADE BY FUCKING BILL NYE THE FUCKING SCIENCE GUY.
Okay, I’ll see you next Wednesday.
BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
This morning, my grandma successfully interrupted a conversation I was having with Stephen Hawking.
It was only a dream of course, but I’m still sore with her.
Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!
ACTUAL SILENT BRIAN COX!
“What if the whole of the universe were trapped in a region whose boundaries shrinks to zero?”
“A singularity? Nothingness.”
“Your theory works for collapsing dying stars. It rules that a singularity must exist! What if it works for this? Could it work?! Roger, what would it mean if it did?!”
“A collapse in reverse.”
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